Sunday at Dad's

SO OF COURSE YESTERDAY WAS SUNDAY,

AND I SPENT  IT OUT AT DAD'S HOUSE.

WE'RE ON AN EVERY-OTHER-SUNDAY ROUTINE.

I USUALLY BUS OUT TO HIS HOUSE

RATHER THAN DRIVE WHICH:

A) ALLOWS ME TO DRINK AND

B) SAVES ME GAS $ SINCE I ALREADY HAVE

A BUS PASS TO GET TO WORK.

(PARKING AT UA IS A NIGHTMARE.)

PLUS I LIKE RIDING THE BUS.

YOU DON'T GET TO SEE SHIT LIKE THAT

ANYWHERE ELSE.

YESTERDAY THE MAN I REFER TO AS

"GLOVE GUY" RODE THE BUS WITH ME.

HE WEARS WHITE GLOVES 

LIKE MICKEY MOUSE.

I THINK HE'S A GERMAPHOBE, 

AND I LOVE HIS STYLE.

DAD ALWAYS HAS APPETIZERS OUT WHEN

I ARRIVE.  I THOUGHT THIS ONE

FROM YESTERDAY WAS

PARTICULARLY CUTE.

I LOVE THE FANCY TOOTHPICKS.

A MAN OF MY HEART.

AND THEN DAD GRILLED OUTSIDE.

I TOOK A PICTURE FOR BUNNY BANANA 

OF HIS HOMEMADE PIGEON SCARECROW, 

I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT???

IT REMINDED ME OF THIS ONE TIME WHEN

I WENT OVER TO DAD'S AND HIS GARAGE

HAD MULTIPLE CDS DANGLING FROM IT,

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO STYLISH, 

TOTALLY SOMETHING I WOULD DO, BUT

IT TURNED OUT HE WAS DEFLECTING PIGEONS.

WAA WAA.

DAD'S BEEN A MASTER GRILLER LATELY.

HE'S BEEN FOLLOWING RECIPES

BY STEVEN RAICHLEN FROM PBS.

THEY HAVE ALL BEEN AMAZING SO FAR.

SLABS OF MEAT ARE DEFINITELY A DUDE THING.

BUT IT LOOKED GREAT ON A PLATE!

AND OF COURSE DAD IS A CLASSY MAN,

A MAN OF VALET AND COURSES, 

SO THERE WAS DESSERT TOO:

LOTS OF FOOD!

THE HOWARD FAMILY WAY!

GRANDMA WOULD BE PROUD!

AND THEN I TOOK OFF ON MY BUS HOME!

 THE GOOD 'OL DIAGONAL 17.  ACROSS TOWN,

ONE BUS, NO TRANSFERS.  WHAT EV!

I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT.

DON'T MASQUERADE WITH THE GUY IN SHADES.

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