Everyday I'm Hemping

GET IT?  LIKE EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING?
ANYWAY.....

I DON'T HEMP ACTUALLY.

BUT I WANTED TO DO A POST ON

ERNESTO'S HEMPING ADDICTION.

ERNESTO IS, OF COURSE, MY BF.

♡LOVE♡

HIS LAST GF BEFORE ME DIED OF

CYSTIC FIBROSIS AND HE WEARS

HER ASHES ON A HEMP NECKLACE

EVERYDAY, ALL THE TIME.

HIS FRIEND SHELLY 

(WHO GAVE ME THE WHALE PENDANT)

IS THE ONE WHO MADE THIS

HEMP NECKLACE FOR ERNIE.

THE THING ABOUT HEMP BRAIDED 

WITH BEADS IS THAT THEY DON'T 

LAST FOREVER AND BEADS FALL
OFF SO THIS NECKLACE HAS
TO BE REDONE ABOUT

ONCE A YEAR.  

LAST TIME SHELLY RE-DID IT

ERNIE WATCHED AND NOW HE

HAS A MAJOR HEMPING ADDICTION.

ITS REALLY CUTE!

FOR HIS BIRTHDAY I BOUGHT HIM

SEVERAL COLORS OF HEMP AS WELL AS A 

FRESH NEW BUNDLE OF BEIGE.

HE LOVES TO MAKE NECKLACES FOR PEOPLE!

BUT HERE'S THE THING:

I'M NOT A FAN OF HEMP NECKLACES!

AT ALL!

(AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT PEACE

SIGNS RIGHT NOW FO SHO!)

SO WHEN ERNIE ASKED ME WHAT BEADS

I WANTED IN MY NECKLACE I WAS

RELUCTANT TO ALLOW IT.

SO I PICKED OUT THESE BLACK HEART

BEADS FOR IT, AND HE DID A HELIX KNOT

WHICH MAKES THE SPIRALY DNA FORM,

WHICH I LIKE, AND I PICKED OUT 

A BEE FOR THE CLASP.

AND IT TURNED OUT SUPER CUTE!

AND I WORE IT!

(ONCE IN AWHILE ANYWAYS.)

BUT ERNIE WASN'T DONE THERE.

NOR WOULD HE BE UNTIL HE FOUND

A HEMP NECKLACE THAT WOULD

BREAK MY RULE OF
'NO HEMP NECKLACES'.  

(GOOD LUCK!)

HE MADE ME TWO MORE

IN AN ATTEMPT TO CATCH MY FANCY

AND SWAY ME TOWARDS THE HEMP.

NECKLACE ONE:

I ADDED THE DOLLAR STORE NECKLACE PENDANT FOR WEIGHT

SUPER CUTE CLASP

NECKLACE TWO:

DISPLAYED ON THE LACE PILLOW CASE GRANDMA
GAVE ME WHEN WE WERE IN SLC LAST AUGUST

BOTH OF THESE ARE DONE WITH THE

FLAT KNOT AS OPPOSED TO THE HELIX.

I LOVE THE BEADS ON THEM.

I LOVE THE CLASPS.

STILL DIDN'T LOVE HEMP THOUGH.

SO ERNIE TOOK IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

HE MADE ME CUSTOM BEADS.
BEADS HE KNEW I COULDN'T RESIST.

SAY WHAA?

SHIIIIIIIIT.

THIS IS A NECKLACE I LOVE!

I MEAN TRULY TRULY LOVE!

AND SO ERNESTO WENT AND DID IT.

HE WENT AND MADE ME WEAR HEMP.

AND NOW I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM :)

(ALTHOUGH IT IS MORE FORGIVEABLE THAN
WHEN HE TRICKED ME INTO SAYING I LIKED
LINCOLN PARK.)

THIS IS THE MOST RECENT ONE HE'S MADE:

HE HASN'T GIVEN IT AWAY YET BUT I BET

HE WILL.  SO FAR HE HASN'T KEPT ANY

FOR HIMSELF.

LEFT OVER BULLET SHELLS

 FROM THE NECKLACE

HE MADE ME.

HE ALSO HAS SEA SHELLS ON IT.

HE'S A FAN OF THE "SHELLS" CONCEPT:

CUTE.

I TRIED TO HEMP FOR A MINUTE BUT SINCE

I DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY EXCEL AT IT

I THINK I THREW IT ACROSS THE ROOM

OR SOMETHING.

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