Wednesday, October 12, 2011

South Tucson Drive By

THIS IS ME BLOGGING FROM HOME!

WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT!

TURNS OUT MY OLD MODEM WAS BAD.
WONDER IF IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH
THAT TIME I SHOVED IT UP THE INTERNET'S
ASS.  GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE.

SO FOR MY JOB I GO AROUND TO CHIROPRACTOR'S
OFFICES EVERY SO OFTEN.  YESTERDAY I WENT TO ONE
ON THE SOUTHSIDE OF TUCSON AND THEN I 
CAME HOME THROUGH DOWNTOWN.

I LOVE THE SOUTH SIDE OF TUCSON.
CULTURE JUST DRIPS OUT OF IT'S NOSE.
LOOK AT THIS BARBERSHOP SIGN:
THE MURAL JUST SCREAMS:
"COME HERE AND I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT!
IT'S HALF OFF SHAVES TODAY!"

MEXICANS LOVE JESUS.  FACT.

I LOVE SOME OF THE OLD SIGNS IN TUCSON!
IT WOULD TAKE AWHILE TO CAPTURE THEM ALL.
LIKE FUCKING POKEMON.

I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH THIS SIGN FOR AWHILE.
"UGLY BUT HONEST"
I THINK IT GOES TO THAT AUTO SHOP, ALTHOUGH
IT ISN'T ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE STREET
(WHICH THIS PIC DOESN'T ILLUSTRATE WELL.)

SOUTH TUCSON, YOU ARE UGLY BUT HONEST.
AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT.

BLAST TO BUNNY BANANA PAST!
THE NEXT FEW SHOTS ARE OLD BUNNY
BANANA HANGOUTS FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
ABOVE IS THE OLD CAFE Q, NOW CALLED 
SHOT IN THE DARK CAFE.  SAME AS IT EVER WAS.
(EXCEPT THAT NOW THE POSERS ARE 
CALLED HIPSTERS.)

SAME AS ALWAYS.
THIS IS NOT A COSTUME SHOP.
THIS IS A BUNNY BANANA WAY OF LIFE.
(CIRCA 1996 ANYWAY.)

SO THEY ACTUALLY BROUGHT BACK THE 
OLD DOWNTOWN SATURDAY NIGHTS.
EXCEPT THAT IT IS NOW CALLED
SECOND SATURDAYS AND I HAVE NEVER
BEEN TO IT.  I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING.
CHECK OUT THE LINK.

LIES.

THE CLASSIC TUCSON INTERSECTION OF
6TH AND 4TH.  THE MURAL AT THE BUS STOP.
THE HOFF HOUSE IN THE DISTANCE.

SO MANY MEMORIES!
JUST A REMINDER, BUNNY BANANA!
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