SO A MILLION YEARS AGO I ALLUDED TO SOME
COOKIES MEADOW AND I MADE AND SAID I WOULD
GET BACK TO THEM SOON. SO I LIED.
WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
I BET YOU THOUGHT I'D FORGOTTEN!
(I BET YOU ACTUALLY FORGOT TOO!)
WELL SINCE IT'S ALL FUCKING HOLIDAY
UP IN HERE I THOUGHT I WOULD GO BACK
TO THE COOKIE BLOG. SO WHAT IF THEY
WERE HALLOWEEN? NIGHTMARE BEFORE
CHRISTMAS, PEOPLE! HALLOWEEN EXTENDS
TO EVERY HOLIDAY.
WE USED THE BETTY CROCKER COOKY BOOK WHICH
I THOUGHT WAS SOOOO CUTE TO MAKE THE SUGAR
DOUGH, AND THIS COOKIE PRESS DEVICE TO MAKE
THEM FANCY SHAPES.
IT IS TOTALLY LIKE A PLAY-DOH SQUEEZE.
WE MADE FOUR REALLY BRIGHT COLORS OF DOUGH
IN A FALL COLOR SCHEME (IF YOU CONSIDER NEON
A FALL COLOR, WHICH I DO).
BATCH ONE-
THEY CAME OUT SOOO PRETTY!!
THEN WE DECORATED THEM WITH COLORED SUGAR:
AND RED HOTS
AND AFTER THEY BAKED THEY LOOKED LIKE THIS:
SOOO PRETTY!
BATCH TWO-
ON THE COOLING RACK:
GORGEOUS!
BATCH 3-
IT WAS ON BATCH THREE THAT WE GOT A LITTLE
WEIRD WITH THINGS. IT WAS GOOD THOUGH.
BUTTERFLIES
LOTS OF COLOR MIXING IN THIS BATCH
AFTER THE THIRD BATCH WE STARTED LOSING STEAM.
THAT'S WHEN THE PRETZELS CAME ABOUT.
GOO!
AND FINALLY, THE VERY LAST BATCH WAS JUST
A BUNCH OF ORANGE SWIRL TURDS. WE HAD
COMPLETELY LOST OUR LOVE FOR COOKIES
AT THIS POINT. BUT THAT IS BECAUSE IT
WAS INTENSE.
I DON'T RECOMMEND THE COOKIE PRESS
TO THE FAINT OF HEART.
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