AS REQUESTED BY BUNNY BANANA
HERSELF, HERE IS A KITTY UPDATE!
MEET MR. MUGS!
THIS IS ERNESTO'S CAT, MR. MUGS!
HE IS 2 YEARS OLDISH AND STILL
HAS MANY KITTY FEATURES.
(GRR! AND CUTE!)
HE IS ALSO THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR TEACHING
BABY KITTY (DAKOTA) HOW TO PLAY FETCH.
HE LOVES: HAIR TIES AND BOTTLE CAPS
HE HAS THE PRETTIEST PATTERNS!
HE HAS AN AMAZING CIRCLE ON HIS SIDE.
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I THINK HE'S PART BOBCAT CAUSE HE WAS
FOUND ON A DOORSTEP OR SOMETHING
AND HE LOOKS LIKE THE DESERT MUSEUM
MASCOT. PLUS HE'S A VICIOUS LOVER.
ALTHOUGH I THINK THE DESERT MUSEUM
MASCOT IS ACTUALLY A MOUNTAIN LION,
NOT A BOBCAT. YOU GET THE POINT THOUGH.
WILD FELINE!
JIP UPDATE:
ALL IS WELL IN FATLAND
MY NOT-SO-LITTLE BEACHED SEAL.
YAWN!
I WOKE THEM ALL UP FOR THIS
PHOTO SHOOT.
JIP WAS THE LEAST COOPERATIVE.
YOU CAN JUST SEE THE
"FUCK YOU" IN HIS EYES.
HE LOVES: STRANGERS, FEET, AND PURSES
JIP HAS TAKEN TO LIVING UNDER THE COUCH.
EASY ACCESS FOR WHEN HE HEARS
ATTENTION BEING PAID TO ANY OTHER CAT
OR TO GET FIRST DIBS ON A STRANGER
WHO MAY COME BY.
SEDA UPDATE:
IT AIN'T EASY BEING A GANSTA.
SEDA HAS BEFRIENDED TUPAC CAT AND IS
NOW HOLDING HIS OWN ON THE STREETS.
HE STILL COMES HOME ONCE IN AWHILE
TO CHECK IN WITH THE OTHER CATS.
HE LOVES: GATS, CATS AND SHINY OBJECTS.
AND AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, JUST
GETTING HIM TO POSE FOR THIS WAS
EXCRUCIATING. (BUT HE WAS STILL
MORE COOPERATIVE THAN JIP.)
HERE'S THE OUTTAKE REEL:
HE'S SUCH A CUTE LITTLE ANIME CAT!
I USED THE RED EYE FLASH ON HIM
CAUSE HE ALWAYS GETS THOSE VERY
RED EYES BUT HE JUST ENDED UP CLOSING
THEM EVERY TIME INSTEAD.
"WE'LL JUST PUT THIS ON YOUR HEAD..."
"NO, NO, NO! HERE, KINDA....
JUST PUT YOUR HEAD UP....
NO, LIKE THIS. LIKE THIS!"
"HERE I'LL FIX IT. IF YOU'D.... JUST STAY STILL!
STAY STILL! JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD STILL..."
"THAT ONE CAME OUT LIKE BUNNY EARS.
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. LOOK AT THE CAMERA!"
"WE'RE NOT DONE YET. JUST LET ME....
COMMON NOW...."
*HATEFUL EYES BACK AT ME*
"OK! WE'RE GETTING CLOSER NOW!
JUST LET ME GET A DIFFERENT ANGLE..."
"HMM. LOOKS LIKE A SHRINER HAT
WITH A HELLO KITTY BOW.
MAYBE IF WE JUST TURN IT AROUND...."
"UM. NO."
"HA HA HA!
YOU LOOK LIKE THE GRINCH!
HA HA HA!"
*UNAMUSED EXPRESSION RESPONSE*
"HA HA HA!
YOU LOOK LIKE A CLEANING LADY!
HA HA HA!"
*UNAMUSED FIDGET RESPONSE*
"MAYBE IF I JUST GOT UP TOP HERE...."
"WHAT IF I FOLD IT DIFFERENTLY?
MAYBE THAT WOULD WORK BETTER?
HA HA HA! YOU LOOK LIKE THE POPE!"
ANYWAY, NEEDLESS TO SAY, HE WAS
NOT NEARLY AS AMUSED AS ME.
I KEPT CRACKING UP AND HE'D JUST
LOOK AT ME LIKE
"YOU KNOW YOU'RE A RETARD, RIGHT?"
YES, SEDA.
I KNOW.
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