Thursday, November 17, 2011

Hair


HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR
FLOW IT, SHOW IT
LONG AS GOD CAN GROW IT
MY HAIR

I WANT IT LONG, STRAIGHT, CURLY, FUZZY
SNAGGY, SHAGGY, RATTY, MATTY
OILY, GREASY, FLEECY
SHINING, GLEAMING, STREAMING
FLAXEN, WAXEN
KNOTTED, POLKA-DOTTED
TWISTED, BEADED, BRAIDED
POWDERED, FLOWERED, AND CONFETTIED
BANGLED, TANGLED, SPANGLED, AND SPAGHETTIED!

NOT THAT I HAD TO REMEMBER WHICH BLOG
I NEEDED TO DO THE HAIR BLOG ON.

I JUST LIKE DRAWING BUNNY BANANAS.

I HAVE BEEN BAD ABOUT BLOGGING LATELY
PURELY DUE TO NOT HAVING THE TIME (SAYS
EVERYONE ELSE TOO) BUT BEFORE TXGVG I 
REALLY WANTED TO BLOG ABOUT HOW I HAVE
GIVEN UP ALL SAY IN MY NEXT HAIR DO AND
HAVE HANDED IT COMPLETELY OVER TO 
BUNNY BANANA TO CHOOSE!!!!

LAST TIME I SAW BUNNY BANANA WAS IN AUG 2010
AND SHE WANTED TO DYE MY HAIR SO BAD!  SO THIS
TIME I SEE HER IT'S ON!  ANY COLOR(S), ANY STYLE
BUNNY BANANA SAYS!  THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO!
AHH!  I HAVEN'T DYED MY HAIR IN 7 YEARS!!!


HERE'S A PIC OF MY HAIR THE LAST
TIME I SAW BUNNY BANANA:
FRONT

SIDE

BACK


WAY SHORTER THAN IT IS RIGHT NOW:

BUT THE BIG QUESTION IS...
SO NOW WHAT?!?!!?

MY ONLY REQUEST IS SOMETHING THAT
ISN'T TOO TERRIBLY HIGH MAINTENENCE.
BUNNY BANANA KNOWS ME BETTER
THAN THAT ANYWAY.

I COULD PULL IT OFF.  SOMEHOW.

COLOR?

COLORS?

AFRO?  EASILY DONE!

BUT THIS IS PROBABLY MORE REALISTIC
(INSERT LOTS OF FRIZZ)

LET'S GET DARING!

OR SCARY!

WE COULD MAKE A HAT OUT OF HAIR THAT
I COULD WEAR ON MY BALD HEAD EVERYDAY!

WHO KNOWS!  BUNNY BANANA HAS GIVEN ME
NO HINTS AS TO WHAT SHE MIGHT PICK OUT!

ALL I KNOW IS, IT WILL BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT
THAN MY USUAL "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK".

IF YOU HAVE A STRONG OPINION, YOU'D BETTER
GET IN TOUCH WITH BUNNY BANANA SOON CAUSE
IT'LL BE WAY TOO LATE WAY TOO SOON.

LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!!!!
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